Pee Wee Herman PSA

In the mid nineties, after my parents had bought a supermarket with attached video rental store, I started watching a TON of 1980’s teen movies. The movies of that decade stand as the best of teen movies ever made. They had soundtracks that are still listened to, and life lessons so cheesy which is why they can be wrapped up in a mere 90 minutes. One thing about buying or renting or downloading them online today is that the originalness of them is not preserved in digital form. I’m not talking about the fuzzy lines that come with an old VHS tape, but rather…the PSAs. I took home Can’t Buy Me Love one night. My sister and I sat down to enjoy the fluff. Before we had the chance to enjoy Patrick Dempsey at his nerdiest, we were confronted with the wisdom of Pee Wee. He had some opinions about crack that he wanted me to know. Enjoy.

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Obligatory

Yes, it was Halloween. I forgot to put in my memory card to the camera when I took pics of myself at work, but I was a fairy. It gave me an excuse to wear the dress I got for that wedding last summer. I just bought wings and voila! Instant fairy. The second table of the day was a lovely woman and polite gentleman. The man asked me if i was a fairy upon approaching their table, to which I responded, “I sure am…are you?!”

Here’s a re-creation of the quick and easy costume

Here’s my scary boss.

Here’s the bartender at work.

The head cook…at least he wore something, though I have no idea what the theme was.

A friend of mine went as a waitress, just cuter than the waitresses we get to be every day.

Happy Halloween everyone!

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Secret:


I WANT A NEW JOB AGAIN! Sad thing, I love my job. I have some of the greatest co-workers I have ever had. As I mentioned last week, the restaurant changed locations. It is now underground. My duties are the same. I still get free toast whenever I feel the need. But, it is underground. At seven o’clock in the morning I walk into a building in downtown and take an elevator to the basement. Then, somewhere between three and three-thirty I arise from the cave and thereafter I am rewarded with an hour or two of sunlight. If I was a nighttime server this would probably be no problem. I could probably handle that. And in truth I will probably handle this, but I have an itch to, every hour or so take a trip up the elevator and look at the sky and breath air that is not pumped from a vent.

Right now I am sitting in DinerTM and I am listening to the cook talk baseball with two of the most perfectly typical diner patrons over a song by The Cure that is playing on the radio. (Sadly, I get like an idiot inside my head when I hear them randomly on the radio.) The sun is very visible in the large picture windows on the front of the building. I want to spend my forty hours here. I am debating sitting in this vinyl orange booth until the lunch crowd dies down and the owner is free so I can tell him I want to be a server in this antique building.

I am not unhappy, I don’t want this to come across as depression-o-rama.  I just feel the need to shake things up a bit.  Though, I don’t feel like starting anything over again, at least not this week.

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Solid Gold McDonald’s

After seeing an ancient sign the day before, I never would have thought it was feasible to find another visual treat at the gluttonous land of McDonald’s.  After realizing I left my contacts and eye-glasses (nerd) at hotel #2, I found an eye doctor in Milwaukee that could get me a new pair that day.  On the way to the eye docs, I passed the most ridiculous McDonald’s of all time

This, is the place.

Solid Gold, of course, means 371 buckets of yellow paint.

The Beatles welcomed me as I entered the building.

These seats don’t look very comfortable, but that might just be me.

Nothing reeks of Solid Gold like…vintage hair dryers?

Yes, possibly my greatest find as of yet this trip.  All around the restaurant there are life size statues of dead singers like Elvis.    The food at Solid Gold McDonald’s is the same as the one down the street from you, but the one down the street from you does not have this:

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Fun Signs

I have been traveling to some of the least exciting places in the free world.  Which means I get time between towns to sing ridiculously with the radio.  It also means I get to whip my car around without the fear of smashing other cars in effort to take pictures of places and signs are are kinda funny.  Maybe they are funny.  You judge.

I don’t know why this McD’s had a retro sign, but it did.  I only wish I was there at night time to see the thing lit up with all that fabulous neon.

The first thing I thought of when I saw the sign for the town called Waldo was…uh…Waldo.  He was not there, so I placed him in the pic.

This is the world’s largest grandfather clock.  I forgot to check if it was the right time.

Pots are no longer in season.

The twelve-year-old in me cannot get over the HO-MADE soups.  The 29 21-year-old wants to try “raw fries.”

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Fall Road Trip

My work changed buildings a couple weeks ago.  We went from a historic decrepid building, perfect for the Hell’s Kitchen theme, and now we are in a space previously occupied by a swanky steak house that played live jazz.  The new building is really far out and such, but it is also three times as big.  Which means that they now schedule three times the servers.  However, this does not mean that there is three times the business, though I stand with fingers crossed that someday it will.

get to the point…get to the point…get to the point…

I decided that since I am not making money anyhow, I would drive for awhile, take some pictures, and swim in hotel pools.  Three of my most favorite things.  This is very different than my summer excursions, being as I basically got in the car, sans map, and drove.  This also means that I am not really researching my picture taking opportunities and looking for odd things on the fly.  I have to note before I show the pictures, I came upon tons of Amish folk today.  I wasn’t sure of the rule about taking photos of the Amish.  Are they the ones that thing the camera captures your soul?  I did not chance it, though it took Goliath style restraint.  As I was looking at one womans get-up I thought, “I wonder where they buy those clothes?  They must make them.  Do they as well make the fabric?  Would they let me buy some clothes?..”

Ladies and Gentleman I present…SHIP SHAPE!

It’s a car wash? It’s a ship?  I am so confused.

Have you ever wished to be the center of someone’s world?  Well, if that does not work out, you can always go to the CENTER OF THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE!

Standing at the degrees of 45 and 90, which means goolash to me, this is halfway between the equator and Santa Claus.  Halfway between that Greenwich line and…I don’t know.  There’s  a billboard and we stopped.

Oh, yeah, did I mention that I took The Max out of school for my drive fest?

And then, The Big Cheese…pun intended though regretted.

What I found surprising about Lambeau Field was that it is not in a city atmosphere whatsoever.  I guess I knew Green Bay was not New York CIty to begin with, but this is a major stadium next to the Piggly Wiggly in a suburb.  It is also across the street from a neighborhood.  I mean these people can take ten steps off their front lawn and they are neck deep in foam cheese heads and Pabst.

More tomorrow…the pool here is really warm, unlike the one yesterday, and it’s open ’til 11.

THIS…is what student loans are all about 😉

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Coming Soon…

…oo0O0oo…

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Gordon and Beau

In my immediate family are three sisters. There’s Rachel, the eldest followed by Sarah and I am the baby. The fall of my senior year of high school, Rachel who was twenty-years-old, left the comfort of our parents house and moved into a little green house with our cousin, Mandy who was also twenty. Mandy has a younger sister who was a senior, like me. Oroville was a peculiar little town on the border of Canada in the state of Washington. It was so small that Rachel and Mandy’s old houses were within a few blocks of their new house. Us five girls grew up as five sisters and the new green house became the haven for the three younger ones to spend time at after school and on the weekends.

The Green House, as it has ever since been known, stood small and cozy. There were only two bedrooms, a small living room, a kitchen, and a garage which was off limits to everyone by order of the landlord. Shortly after moving in, two men began to haul splendidly worn-in second hand furniture into the garage. Upon questioning the pair we learned that these two would become the next door neighbors of Rachel and Mandy as the garage had been converted into an apartment of sorts.

The man who had rented the apartment was Gordon, a fifty-something hippie who I knew in passing. Of course I knew everyone at least in passing, this was Oroville remember. Gordon got around via a bicycle with a handy wire basket attached to the front which was usually used to transport six packs of Miller High Life or the occasional Swanson’s chicken pot pie. His hair was cut shortish, though sloppy, as though he waited until after the six pack to grab a shears and trim it himself. He had a unkempt beard on a face that had spent many years in the sun. His attitude was the epitome of carefree. Gordon did not have a career of any sort with the exception of sporadic odd jobs such as painting houses which was evident in the stains made on all of his clothing. There seemed to be no differentiating factor between work and play clothes. He was, and remains, one of the kindest people I have ever known.

Beau did not technically reside in the garage with Gordon, though nobody really knew where he lived or what he did for a living or even his approximate age. He skipped self inflicted haircuts and it was possible that his beard had not been touched since he was…well, like I said, his age was a mystery. While Gordon seemed to limit his indulgence of spirits to those bicycle six-packs, Beau was well known in town as a drunk, though certainly not a belligerent one at that. The most out of hand behavior he displayed was his constant catch phrase, “Are you mad at me?” After which the inquired would deny any anger. The follow-up question was occasionally, “Wanna get some Chinese food?” “Sorry, Beau, the nearest Chinese restaurant is at least a two hour drive”, was the only appropriate response.
Gordon and Beau spent much of their days sitting outside the garage in rickety patio chairs drinking a variety of beverages, both lively and tame. It took no time at all for us girls to get to know them, well. Being as neither of the men had vehicles, we would carpool to places like the general store and the supermarket, a tidbit that seems slightly odd to begin with, but becomes town gossip when you took into account that my family owned the town’s grocery store and Mandy’s owned the Oroville Pub. We were looked at as the offspring of the town’s pillar citizens who should associate with other pillars. We certainly did spend time with a variety of people. Rachel was once asked if she was actually talking to “that guy” with a finger pointed at Beau who donned a messy flannel, camo fatigues and boots with the stains of who-know-what on them. “Yes, I like to keep the weirdoes on my side.” she replied to the busy-body.

Rachel and Mandy turned their humble cottage into a warm home for themselves, often cooking elaborate meals out of the cooking magazines they stocked up on from the newsstands. Salsas were jarred, Chili’s were frozen and sometimes, they over did the quantities on their experiments which was great for their little sisters. One day, after making a enormously satisfying amount of spaghetti, they made up two dishes to bring over to Gordon and Beau. I volunteered to bring the food out to the men, who were thankful and showed it by the growls in their bellies. Gordon wanted to re-pay us for the thoughtfulness, and though I protested he went back into the garage to get something. I stood there waiting and talking with Beau. After a few short moments, he returned with something hidden in his palm. He paused in thought, and opened his hand to reveal not money, but a joint for me to return to The Green House to share.

We girls still snicker about that story. Though we were not naïve, and knew the type of activities that certain people partook of in their homes, it was still a delicious shock to be rewarded for the dinner, with drugs. Whenever I visit Oroville, I try to ask around to see how those two are doing. So far as I know, they remain refreshingly odd.

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What to do on Halloween

I noticed the new “poll” feature on the WordPress site, and I am going to utilize it. I think I may like it. Halloween is a couple weeks from us now, and I am getting antsy for its arrival. This weekend I am going to view a parade and get the pumpkin carving on. What are you doing?

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My Sister: The Map-Maker

Sarah, the middle sister in my family, is attending the University of Wisconsin Madison and earning some sort of fancy paper that will show the world she is better than you at making online and or interactive maps. This past summer she lived on Mount Rainier in Washington state and mapped out climbing incidents for the National Park. She entered the map in a (I believe) global contest for maps and the little bugger won. (I can call her little cause though she’s older than me, she’s tiny, where as I am a giant.)

CLICK ME! CLICK ME! and you can see the page at her university that brags of her acheivement as well as links to the map itself.

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