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killing spiders with my laser eyes.

Oh Crap.

Posted on December 16, 2008 by kristiane

Thanks to the brilliant writers of Fairly Odd Parents, I have to break my son out of his innocent shell. I caught him singing a song today with only the words, “I’m too sexy for me sexy.” I quizzed the … Continue reading →

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2009?

Posted on December 15, 2008 by kristiane

I have been certainly lazy at the least lately, as far as pounding hands on computer and hitting, “Publish!” I have exactly 47 unfinished drafts as well as two unfinished college classes, a messy messy house, and a sack full … Continue reading →

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Wish List

Posted on December 11, 2008 by kristiane

Man, just fourteen more days! Christmas this year will consist of me and The Max getting down with some carols and hopefully sledding at the park nearby. He has two sets of grandparents who desire to make him love them … Continue reading →

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This is old…and I am lazy today.

Posted on December 10, 2008 by kristiane
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Diet Coke

Posted on December 9, 2008 by kristiane

July 4, 1982. Where were you when the soda giant Coca-Cola launched its devil beverage simply titled, “Diet Coke?” In the twenty-six plus years since that day, the diet drink has taken over every other soda in sales with the … Continue reading →

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30

Posted on December 3, 2008 by kristiane

Tomorrow I turn 30. I am not really dreading it as I imagined, not looking forward to it either. I think the only thing I do dread is responding to people inquiring my age. I am well aware that thirty … Continue reading →

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Top 7 Best Christmas Songs pt 1

Posted on December 2, 2008 by kristiane

Last week I revealed the worst, now let’s think about the better ones, or rather the best. I am starting with modern songs. I may or may not do a classic list. And by modern, I mean since I have … Continue reading →

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Tree!

Posted on November 30, 2008 by kristiane

I missed yesterday.  I was busy chopping down a Christmas tree.  I have never done that before.  Sincerely, I was hoping for an axe to swing mightily for a half-hour or so before peering upwards and hollering “TIMBER!” at the … Continue reading →

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Holidazzle 2008

Posted on November 28, 2008 by kristiane

In the Land of 10,000 Lakes, we enjoy freezing.  At least some of us do.  The rest have to put up with it regardless of enjoyment, because it’s bound to happen when tempuratures are below the point where water solidifies … Continue reading →

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Cranberry Sauce etc.

Posted on November 27, 2008 by kristiane

Let’s visit Thanksgiving. The eating and football holiday. The holiday where in your adult life you do not sit and reflect on thing to be thankful for because nobody is making you write an essay thinking of it any longer. … Continue reading →

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