Thanks to the brilliant writers of Fairly Odd Parents, I have to break my son out of his innocent shell. I caught him singing a song today with only the words, “I’m too sexy for me sexy.” I quizzed the boy where he heard them, he told me from the TV show Fairly Odd Parents. I then searched online and sure enough, there’s an episode where a character does sing that song. Then I asked him if he knew what it meant. He told me that sexy was a man and a lady in a bed naked. Crap.
It’s not as though I am going to have a hard time telling him how he was brought forth in this world. The conversation is going to be hilarious, I really doubt I will be uncomfortable. I just want to now shrink him back to a baby, so I can live the last seven years, two months, and twenty-four days of innocence all over again.
Also, I have no idea what is supposed to be said. How far into it do I go? Is there a pamphlet for this talk? When he’s sixteen is he going to dig through mom’s old blog and slam his bedroom door and tell me he hates me forever?
…here we go!