One Hundred Ninty-Three Dollars

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I typed up an entire story about how, why, where…   Then I realized how boring and mundane the words were.  I figure the picture is enough.

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Rice Nog

I’m no vegan. I’m nothing close to a vegetarian. I’m a carnivorous butcher’s daughter who pesters her friends who hunt for tastes of their recent kills. I do however like to eat foods that can be considered healthy. I like to roam the organic aisle of the grocery stores and recently bought a membership to the local co-op. Today as I was looking for some form of supper that my son would eat that was indeed not of the Hamburger Helper variety, something jumped off the shelf and into my little red handbasket. Rice Nog.

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It sounded awful, but I had to try it. I don’t really like rice milk, I’ll drink it in a latte at times, but as far as using it to dunk cookies in-No thanks.

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I am not fond of the color of this product. It’s almost gray. I am also not a fan of the taste. It tastes like rice milk, with artificial egg nog flavoring added…which is probably just what it is. Certainly not the most offensive thing I have ever tasted, but I am not going to be buying more either. I’m not even going to walk by it at the store again.  From now on, I only drink the nog from the cow.

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Top 7 Worst Christmas Songs

I’m pretty sure that unless this your first visit to The Pilver,you are aware that I don’t love a single thing more than the Christmas Season. It’s not the Big Day that I crave. It is the special foods at the grocery stores, the ridiculous decorations at the mall and of course, the 24/7 Christmas radio stations that begin pumping out fluffy songs as early as the day after Halloween. Those tunes help me turn into a pile of holiday affected mush for two months out of the year.

Even so, I have issues with some of the songs they replay ever hour. Some of them are awful noises that bother my soul. I have a theory that the mass majority of Christmas songs created after 1969 are un-good, to say the least. I am not speaking of songs that have been re-done by other artists, but rather those than are new and original pieces. I hold a notion that Christmas songs, TRUE Christmas songs, are those which we consider the classics. There’s exceptions, to every rule as well as this one. These do not fall under the exceptions list.

7. Christmas in the Northwest

If you don’t live in the Pacific Northwest, chances are you have never heard this song. I encourage you to watch this video. Not because it’s a good song, or even a good video. Watch it because I need a second opinion on whether or not this couple that made the video is trying to be serious or insanely cheesy. Look closely at 2:06 to see them induce an awkward viewing moment as they…um…share a tree? Then go out and purchase a turtleneck. Do they still make those?

6 Mary Did you Know?

It’s just great that Kenny Rogers and Winona Judd decided to question the Virgin Mary herself. As though she was unaware…I think she’s on top of this one guys.

5. Grown Up Christmas List.

Listen, Amy Grant, MY grown-up list does not include those peaceful loving things. It has such items as: a patio for my apartment, a cheap and responsible babysitter who has zero life so they can come over at any time and an endless supply of chocolate, potato chips and wine.

4.12 Reckneck Days of Christmas

I know some rednecks, I am even related to some. I just don’t get this guys humor. Also, this song is annoying.

3.Please Daddy (Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas)

Oh John, why did you write this? Why did you sing it? Who decided to let you record it? Are they still alive? Can we hurt them?

2. Email Santa

If anyone ever approached me to let me know my son had talent worthy of exploiting I would have a hard time allowing him at a young age to get into showbiz. However, I would be sure that if he did, I would not let him put such rubbish into the homes of millions. Poor kid is going to end up in head-to-toe black leather and peircings trying to remake THAT image for the rest of his life.

1.The Christmas Shoes:

Yes, I have no heart. Some angelic little boy wants to buy pretty shoes for his dying mother so she looks beautiful for Jesus. I hate this song. I think I despise it so much because I have this hunch that the songwriter wrote it for the sole reason of inducing tears in menopausal women. It’s like a Lifetime Movie set to music. Barf.

That’s my list. There’s more I couldn’t fit that I could mention. But now I am going to go and try to listen to some I enjoy, either that or find some chocolate, potato chips and wine.

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Publicity II-Peanut Butter Lies

Last week I posted a story from the Minneapolis paper of some silly spat between two restaurants here, one of which pays my bills. Unexpectedly, it did not end there. Ms. CJ (aka who knew The Star Tribune had a gossip queen) did a follow-up of the non-news story in today’s edition. It’s still funny, I think. I had one customer who had cut out the story and come into the restaurant based on the hoopla. Next week we are going to see who’s dad can beat up the other’s.

Peanut butter has been added to the flame throwing between Hell’s Kitchen and New Calhoun Grill, the restaurant in Hell’s former location on S. 9th Street.

Last week’s item in this spot reported Hell’s owner Mitch Omer‘s fury that Calhoun Grill sent a host to the gates of, strike that, Hell’s doorstep to solicit business. New Calhoun manager James Robinson told me that it would not happen again but that he was not the manager to whom Omer colorfully vented his complaint.

On Monday, Joe Sipprell, another manager, identified himself as the manager to whom Omer “started freakin’ out, getting vulgar and loud in front of all my customers.” In retrospect, Sipprell understood Omer’s outburst. Sipprell said that the 17-year-old host was ordered to “Get out there and get some customers in here,” but that he was not instructed to approach diners in line at Hell’s Kitchen. After Sipprell learned of that tactic, “I said, ‘Hey, you can’t do that.’ He got a real quick marketing ethics lesson.”

As for reader Susan Marsh‘s complaint to me that her party was duped into dining at New Calhoun after staffers there told her getting to Hell’s was much more complicated than it is, Sipprell said most of his employees are not familiar with downtown Minneapolis. (Roll your eyes here; I did.) “People come in and I definitely try to persuade them to stay,” Sipprell said. “I’ve been up front most of the time.” This deception left Marsh “pretty sure I’m not going back to the Grill again.”

And then Sipprell smeared what could be called flammable peanut butter on an already explosive situation.

“My big question for Mister Mitch is why he takes Skippy peanut butter and sells it as his own,” Sipprell said. “I talked to one of my food reps who said, Yeah, we tried to get that account, but we don’t stock Skippy peanut butter. I know that’s a huge following, people buying that peanut butter — Skippy with honey and sugar in it. ”

This is absolutely not true, Cynthia Gerdes told me Monday, speaking in defense of the “Homemade Hell’s Kitchen Peanut Butter” and on behalf of her husband, who was in a Health Department course. “We heard last week that he’s telling customers that! What is that about?” Gerdes said. “Mitch has got his recipe ready to publish in a cookbook. We start roasting our very own peanuts. We could tell you the nut vendor.

“We’ve got tons of Skippy, but we keep it for our kids and people” who prefer regular peanut butter, she said, inviting me, with my video camera, to participate in the making of the peanut butter, as long as I don’t divulge the recipe. Better yet, I told Omer when he called, I’ll make an unexpected visit, like the Health Department. “Do it,” Omer said. “We’ve got nothing to hide.”

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I promise…

Not because I failed a second year at NaNOWriMo, not because I think I could be of any competition to Matt…and not because I am caught up with homework, but because I need some form of a deadline and/or goal I think I can attain:  I am going to post every day between Thanksgiving and New Years Day.  These posts will hopefully be free of…”Dear Diary, what I did today was…”    As of the past six months, this blog has become too personal and and I hate that.  So I am going to fill it for thirty-six days (hopefully) with things about pumpkin pie, and fresh cut trees, and fun new beverages made with either eggnog or apple cider.  It’s okay if nobody either reads them or responds to any, I just need to start writing like a writer and less like a student with a blog.  I also need to watch less shows on hulu.com, but as of late, I am obsessed with The Mary Tyler Moore Show and her mini dresses.

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So much so that I went out and searched 12 different vintage stores until I could find something comparable to wear to a party I am going to this week.  I will skip the brunette flip hairdo.  Though its tough to resist.

Oh, and, for whatever reason, I the stats on here have skyrocketed over the past month.  I’m sure it’s a fluke, but I am going to see what I can do about selling out and getting those annoying google ads.  Apologies in advance, and even if it only turns out to be five bucks a day…it’s five bucks a day.  That’s equivalent to Max’s lunch money as well as my coffee addiction paid for.

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Is All Publicity Good?


I took an entire class last year on citations and plagiarism and how to insert quotes from other articles properly. I do not however know how to properly site an entire copied and pasted article from a newspaper’s website, so please, Star Tribune.com, do not sue me.

This article is from the paper today, the actual article can be found here. My boss was upset, and somehow that became newspaper worthy. I think it’s funny. I think my boss thinks it’s funny. This is the same guy I wrote about before, who has a cane made out of bull’s privates.


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Here you go folks:

It got a little hotter than usual Sunday morning at Hell’s Kitchen.

The restaurant, which just moved from S. 10th Street, across a city block, into the former S. 9th Street location of Rossi’s, experienced some truly bold effrontery from the competition. And, by the competition, I mean the New Calhoun Grill, the restaurant that replaced Hell’s Kitchen on 10th Street.

Hell’s Kitchen owner Mitch Omer remains positively livid about someone from New Calhoun Grill approaching diners waiting in line at Hell’s Kitchen with the dish that there was no waiting across the way. “Unbelievable,” Omer told me Tuesday. “It is unconscionable to me that they would do this. They parked a guy on a Sunday, busiest day, right in front of my two double doors that led downstairs to the restaurant. He was upstairs telling customers to go to his restaurant and then passing out menus.”

The imagery made me laugh. When asked if he didn’t think that was gutsy, Omer said, “I just think it’s unbelievable. I’m all for healthy competition. This is RIDICULOUS. UNACCEPTABLE.”

He said he marched over to New Calhoun Grill and demanded to speak to an owner but got a kid in a chef’s coat instead. “So I said, ‘I demand to speak with a manager on duty’ and the guy in the chef’s coat came to me and I said, ‘This is complete and utter [b.s.]. … You would send somebody over to MY restaurant in front of my front doors and tell them to come over here?'”

Omer said the guy in the chef’s coat said he could do whatever he wanted.

James Robinson, a manager at the New Calhoun Grill, formerly located on Lake Street, said that his information was secondhand but that he understood his co-worker was “in the building, not in the front door” of Hell’s Kitchen. Robinson said that he was not working when Omer paid a visit to the New Calhoun Grill, but that restaurant staffers will not continue to solicit Hell’s Kitchen diners.

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SNOW!

Tonight, while I was sitting in class, I fell asleep. It was one of those lovely naps that you jerk awake from so violently that if the instructor was not already aware I was wasting her time she certainly did by the enormous movements I made as I awoke. The rest of the class was a struggle, but I managed to have it be REM free.

I walked out of class to find the most glorious and enormous snowflakes coloring my world gorgeously white. For the past two hours i have been pumped as though I won something.

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It’s started.

I stumble through summer wishing I could hibernate at that point of the year and then slowly wake up for fall. But when winter comes…I am a perky little girl who could dance on the bar until close night after night. It’s the snow. It’s especially the mix of snow and colored lights. If I have those two things I cannot see the crappy things in my life. Dog poo, covered in snow, is still a lovely pile of white. You may not get it; like I don’t get my sisters obsession with bird watching. But dang. I am in a good mood. So good in fact, that I am going to blow off some more Spanish homework and make a night of Cape Cods, Mary Tyler Moore Reruns, and making a diagram of where to string the lights in my house for Christmas.

Oh, AND

HAPPY VET’S DAY!

(specifically my Dad and Billy…and any other readers who I do not know that served!)

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Weighty

Every day women and men (but let’s face it, mostly women) are bombarded with ads and television shows and articles on how they are over weight and how to lose said weight. Somehow, have never had the issue of weight. Sure, I fluctuated. I compared myself to rail thin friends all through high school. I struggled for a year after having a child with those last nasty fifteen pounds. I just have never been overweight. I owe this in part to genetics. I have a father who could eat aisles seven and eight in the supermarket…on a daily basis and not gain an ounce. My sister has never passed the 110lb mark. Us Bell’s, we’re puny.

But, about a year ago I began dropping pounds, gradually, with zero explanation. I knew my jeans were a bit looser. I had to go and buy new ones. I don’t own a scale, so when I went to the doctor for a pulled stomach muscle I earned at work a few months ago I was shocked at the number on the display. “What?” I weigh what?” I am not going to give you the number, but it is a place I have not been since I was 13. I went back a week later to findout I was a pound less, and back again today to see I lost another three pounds.

After the superfun wiegh in I was asked 1284 questions. Things like. “Do you sweat a lot?” “Do you have headaches?” and “Do you feel constipated often?” After the interrogation they took blood. I love that part. I asked the nurse to hold my hand while the other nurse was shoving a needle into my vein. The needle bearing nurse assured me through her gold capped teeth, “You don’t need to hold nobodies hand when I take blood. I’m gentle.”

“Yes ma’am,” I thought as I leaned back to be tested for such awe inspiring things as anemia, diabetes, and a hyper-active thyroid. I was ordered to keep a food journal. This should be fun. I imagine it will play out as this:

7:00am two slices of free toast from work, smothered in peanut butter

8:45am one scrambled egg and sausage patty that was ordered on accident to table 64

10:30am oatmeal with maple syrup I stole while my manager was on a smoke break

12:30am half eaten sandwich alongside stolen soup

1:45pm Large coke smuggled in my coffee mug for the drive home

Yes. I am a scavenger.

I am considering adding personal journal entries in between the food entries.

5:45pm. 3 Slices of cheese pizza eaten while attempting to finish the spanish homework I have been blowing off for the past two weeks. It’s so tough to get into homework during the holidays. I love snow.

I am not worried about it considering I have zero of the symptoms they quizzed me for. I am, however, thinking about joining the gym across the street from my apartment that will open in a few weeks. If I show up to my follow up appointment very tough and intimidating looking, maybe I can quit the journal.

Or maybe I can try this:

skinny-girl

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Parent/Teacher Conference/Amusement

This week is the week where I got to see how far my precious snowflake absolute monkey has gone scholastically since the end of the last school year. I hate myself incredibly that I am not the mother in the classroom helping out or on the field trips counting heads. I work, and I work when school is in session so that I can have my nights and weekends free to try to tame the boy into a respectable young man. So, I grab my ‘mom jeans’ and the most boring blouse I can find out of my closet to compensate for the shocking pink hue that I colored my hair last week then drive over to the school to hear the news. I have to imagine that all parents feel this level of anxiety when they approach conferences. Do they? Do you? We get to sit in those molded plastic chairs mean to hold someone of 50 pounds. You are about to hear some possibly terrible news. And the refreshment table holds weak Folgers and a ninety-nine cent package of sandwich cookies of which you steal an extra three because lunch was skipped and dinner has not yet happened. The thing I worry about is not if my boy is smart. He is scary smart. I don’t wonder if he will be placed in the right reading group or math level, cause he is always in the top seat. I just want to know if The Max is driving the other kids or the teacher too far into the level of insanity that he does me.

I arrived and I got all the usual news. He is far ahead in reading. They would like to skip him a grade at least in math. His art teacher tells me his level of detail is remarkable. The head of the gifted and talented program says he is extremely bright. I know all these things already. I am not using this as a brag fest. (I mean, yes, I will brag…I HAVE A CRAZY SMART KID!!!)

Then we discuss his social skills. THIS is the part that I hate. Think about it. Even the so-so grade kids can go far in life if they have the kind of personality that makes them personable to the masses. Max is a nice kid, he really is. However, he has a tendincy to tell me about the adventures he has on the playground all alone, and that he never gets to sit with the same person two days in a row at lunch. At this point, being only in the first grade, I don’t know if that is a concern. He has had issues in the past with arguments (verbal) with other students that have usually been instigated by him. THIS is why I worry about conferences.

So, we finish going through his grades and test scores and move onto his attitude and social behavior. The teachers (he has two in his class) let me know that he is quick to “blurt out” but also quick to apologize. I guess that’s a good thing, the latter I mean. Then one speaks up, “And I am so glad that [the other teacher] is here in class with me, because his one liners are so hilarious. They are above the students heads so we get to laugh about them with each other.” My son is a comedian.

So, this was the greatest conference to date 🙂

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Fun at the Polls

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I read about the presidential election. I weighed the issues. I watched the debates. I listened to my friends and family tell me their reasoning for choosing their favorite. I am not going to say why or how I came to this decision, but I honestly could not make a vote for either of the top two candidates today. I had planned on it, and I was going to keep my selection to myself and leave it at that. However this time, I do not want to vote for the US president.

There was one race today I was interested in, so I walked on over to the local school where I received a ballot and went into a booth. I was hoping for a curtain to pull behind me as I went in the space, but there was none. First on the ballot was the presidential race, followed by the senatorial race (which is the reason I voted today). I filled in the oval for my selection and that was that. But it felt so wrong to not be voting for our next president. I was stalling in the booth, figuring I had to be the only person alive actually debating who to vote for while in the midst of the voting process.

Then, I recalled the conversation I had with Max as we were driving to school. He told me that they got to vote for the president today. I asked him who he was going to pick and he said, “I don’t know.” Then I asked if he knew who was running, “Okahama and I forget the other one.” He told me he would vote for whoever I voted for and I told him that was not the way you make your choice. I told him to vote for whoever he wanted to be president and if it was not one of those two, he could write in who he wanted to be president. He told me he would write my name in 🙂

So, I was thinking, I DO want to vote. I WILL write someone in.
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It’s not a throw-away if it was gonna be left blank anyhow.

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