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About kristiane

killing spiders with my laser eyes.

If you microwave the cat it will never be the same

I was browsing my local Salvation Army and I saw a microwave for sale. I had no intention of buying it as I have a lovely model already. This particular microwave was made in 1672. So, now you know what … Continue reading

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2008

I was thinking about New Years and what I am going to do. I haven’t done New Years since I lived in Seattle and I work both on the 31st and the 1st so chances are I will be in … Continue reading

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Christmas is 8 days away

AHHHHHHH!!!! How can it sneak up like this every year? If you came to my house to see the collection of packages tied with brightly colored paper and bows you would think I am a scrooge of massive proportions. In … Continue reading

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Cousins

On my mother’s side there are eleven grandkids. My sister is the oldest, she’s 31. My youngest cousin Bryn is ten, only four years older than my son. Because we are spread all over the country and the older of … Continue reading

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I miss you.

A little over fourteen years ago my grandma passed away. She left behind my Grandpa Lyle who I had never seen sad before she died. I have never been able to understand or accept her death, until today. I received … Continue reading

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whoops

Today may have been the first day in the history of my cell phone days that I forgot my phone at home. As I was driving home tonight I got in a hit and run accident with a bus. The … Continue reading

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Santa lost his coat

I made a pact with myself to write each day this month. That was dumb. Tonight I met my extended family for dinner twenty miles away. We ate (too much) and I just got home. On the way to the … Continue reading

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……fiction part 2

I had to write a piece to read aloud in class today. It is the last day of the semester and that is our only assignment. This is what I came up with: Perfecting the Panic Attack      After … Continue reading

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Birthday Tradition

It’s my birthday. I am officially 29 21. I went to work today, drove home in a snowstorm and tonight I will study for my finals. There doesn’t seem to be much excitement in birthdays after you turn 21. What’s … Continue reading

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Google is a Verb

I Google you and you Google me too. Or so I would like to think someone does. It’s amazing that nowadays we just have to type in the letters that someone was given at birth or marriage and we can … Continue reading

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