Author Archives: kristiane

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About kristiane

killing spiders with my laser eyes.

rain, homework, and shoes with wheels

I have a rule for myself that I am going to break today. My rule is never blog as though it’s a diary, cause that is not what people want to read. However, I cannot think of a single thing … Continue reading

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Top 7 Places to Go on the Web

People constantly ask me, “Kristiane, what do you do while online for hours a day?” “Well, besides being famous on the internet?” I always reply. Then I’ll add “Homework” Well, that is not true. The homework part is, but my … Continue reading

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I am a minority…I guess

There’s a required credit that one must now take to receive a college diploma. It was not there the last time I went to school. Now every student must take a minority studies class. The minority that I chose to … Continue reading

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Why I Never Eat Apples

Recently at my job a fellow server mentioned that the fall weather was making her want to go to the apple orchards. There are a couple orchards in this area that are buzzing in the fall with activities like hay … Continue reading

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The funniest thing that happened to me, today.

I was waiting on a table today and this happened.  I think it’s funny.  Please don’t try to rationalize with what happened.  Because you cannot: Me: Hello, can I get you a drink started? Customer: Yes, I’d love a soy … Continue reading

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7 Things I hate buying

I’m female and if I can be general and sexist I have to say we like buying stuff. I like buying new sheets and scented laundry soap and lattes and of course clothes. But there are things I have to … Continue reading

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The Love Calculator

When I was a boss I had employees. Great intro there. They were mostly of high school age and had great insights into my life both personal and well just personal really. One girl told me one day to just … Continue reading

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Party Pants

Just about a year ago I felt very very crabby. I hated my job, and my job was all I ever did. It got to the point where I thought I might be eligible for one of those pills they … Continue reading

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Survey:

Q:What is the opposite of fun? A:The DMV line What’s your answer?

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Excuse Letter

When I was in the seventh grade, I attended a school very far from where I lived. I was in a carpool with NINE other kids. We were driven to school by one of the mothers of the three families … Continue reading

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