The Love Calculator

When I was a boss I had employees. Great intro there. They were mostly of high school age and had great insights into my life both personal and well just personal really. One girl told me one day to just put my name and an unmentioned (now totally forgotten) into the Love calculator to see if we were compatible. I was game for this experiment so I went with it. Turned out we were not a match so all is good.

Tonight I decided to try it again. This time I entered my name and “Your Mom”. We were only 19% a match. So she’s safe I guess. Then I entered “Robert Smith” and we got a whopping 93%. I now believe in you, love calculator.
Wanna to try it? Go here:

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23 Responses to The Love Calculator

  1. Stephanie says:

    Love Calculator results
    These are the results of the calculations by Dr. Love:
    stephanie ryan

    27 %

    The chance of a relationship working out between stephanie and ryan is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You’ll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.

  2. kristiane says:

    Did you remember to put your lasts names? I mean this is an exact science and you might have altered the experiment if you did not include them 🙂

  3. Stephanie says:

    Not much better Id say!

    Love Calculator results
    These are the results of the calculations by Dr. Love:
    stephanie nicolay ryan nicolay

    19 %

    Dr. Love thinks a relationship might work out between stephanie nicolay and ryan nicolay, but the chance is very small. A successful relationship is possible, but you both have to work on it. Do not sit back and think that it will all work out fine, because it might not be working out the way you wanted it to. Spend as much time with each other as possible. Again, the chance of this relationship working out is very small, so even when you do work hard on it, it still might not work out.

  4. Billy says:

    The Love Calculator works! You package should get there on Tuesday. I’m sorry it has taken so long. Here’s the email i got.


    Then replacement package has been shipped to Minneapolis. Then order should arrive early next week, most likely on Tuesday. Please let me know if you have any further questions or if I can be of further assistance. Thanks Bill!

    Customer Service Department
    Putting the QUACK on your BACK!

  5. MaryJane says:

    Thanks alot! I put in my husband of less than one year and me with my maiden name.


    You couldnt have posted this LAST YEAR.


  6. kristiane says:

    Yeah, but what about your married name?

  7. tg says:

    I entered Robert Smith and I and got a 97% match. Sorry.

    I think it’s pretty clear I’m more Robert Smith’s type, anyway.

    Unless they thought I meant the football player…

  8. kristiane says:

    way to crush my soul

  9. zodiak says:

    do you actually think this works? ITS ALL MADE UP!

  10. kristiane says:

    Well you and I have a 78% chance of making it. I had to just put “zodiak” as I assume it is your full name. I am sure it works just as well as…um…the zodiac?

  11. I and my wife have 46% 😉 and we are happy.

  12. sharmila says:

    me and my b has 45% and we are happy

  13. connor says:

    its ok its brill for be

  14. connor says:

    and im young im 10 but lafies im here so come get me

  15. michelle says:

    i have a kind of love problem coz my boyfriend broke up wit me on valentine’s day

  16. sophie and bethany says:


  17. Anonymous says:

    hi can u help me coz my friend bethany smells bad what shound i do

  18. Anonymous says:

    hi can ou help me coz my friend loves a boy called charlie and she wants to marry hime but she is only 11 years old what shall i do

  19. Anonymous says:

    can u help me? b/c my b broke up w/ me w/out telling me why

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  21. lilly says:

    this is shit

  22. stella says:

    actually…i don’t belive in those calculators…
    They all are some kind of joke..:)
    and….I better liked this one: 😀

  23. Anonymous says:

    Nice Sharing Thanks I think

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