Call 911

The Max called 911 this weekend.  I received a follow up call informing me that the police department was en route to my home to see why we were in the midst of an emergency. Punishment ensued.


peanut butter

The Max ate half a jar of peanut butter or more last night.  What followed was a whole lot of puking.  Eeeew!  No need to punish this, I assume the gut rot did it for him.


The Max’s mom found a display at The Limited clothing store that begged to be abused.  These photos should tell the story.


The Limited




Yeah, so I knocked the straw out.  Would not have been too big a deal, but there was an employee just behind that cloud backdrop coming to see what I was doing.  I saw her, freaked, and ran away like a little kid who’d just been caught with their hand in the cookie jar.  I did not get punished for this…

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14 Responses to Shenanigans

  1. Guise says:

    I vote Max gets to set your punishment for public vandalism!

  2. Amy says:

    forgive me for thinking you were doing something naughty to the straw until i saw the final picture.

    do wonder where the max gets it from…

  3. Hazard says:

    I remember one time, me and my brother dialed 911 on a payphone at our friends’ apartments. We didn’t think anything would happen because we didn’t put any money in, but sure enough a police officer showed up. The cop and our mom kept asking us if we did it, but we lied and said we didn’t. Hey, we were kids. 🙂

  4. Will says:

    “punishment ensued”

    Very funny and good find on the juice box!

  5. DJ D says:

    I think adding the smiley face just makes it look more illicit. Just makes me wonder exactly what is going on under that smiley face anyway?

  6. Erik says:

    This is almost the greatest picture ever, topped only by “100% Pure Whoop Ass!.”

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