Shenanigans

#1

Call 911

The Max called 911 this weekend.  I received a follow up call informing me that the police department was en route to my home to see why we were in the midst of an emergency. Punishment ensued.

#2

peanut butter

The Max ate half a jar of peanut butter or more last night.  What followed was a whole lot of puking.  Eeeew!  No need to punish this, I assume the gut rot did it for him.

#3

The Max’s mom found a display at The Limited clothing store that begged to be abused.  These photos should tell the story.

beforeBEFORE

The Limited

DURING

after

AFTER

Yeah, so I knocked the straw out.  Would not have been too big a deal, but there was an employee just behind that cloud backdrop coming to see what I was doing.  I saw her, freaked, and ran away like a little kid who’d just been caught with their hand in the cookie jar.  I did not get punished for this…

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14 Responses to Shenanigans

  1. Guise says:

    I vote Max gets to set your punishment for public vandalism!

  2. Amy says:

    forgive me for thinking you were doing something naughty to the straw until i saw the final picture.

    do wonder where the max gets it from…

  3. Hazard says:

    I remember one time, me and my brother dialed 911 on a payphone at our friends’ apartments. We didn’t think anything would happen because we didn’t put any money in, but sure enough a police officer showed up. The cop and our mom kept asking us if we did it, but we lied and said we didn’t. Hey, we were kids. 🙂

  4. Will says:

    “punishment ensued”

    Very funny and good find on the juice box!

  5. DJ D says:

    I think adding the smiley face just makes it look more illicit. Just makes me wonder exactly what is going on under that smiley face anyway?

  6. Erik says:

    This is almost the greatest picture ever, topped only by “100% Pure Whoop Ass!.”

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