Upside Down Balloons

I have a son, named Max. If you didn’t already know that, than you must be new here. HEY WELCOME!

Max is six, and oblivious to the rules of the world. I love that. He insists I give him kisses goodbye at school. He walks with an umbrella whenever I let him. He would prefer to be wearing nothing but Transformers underwear at all times.

Last school year, for the class photo, he made himself unique as he always does. When I picked up the photos from the cubby in his classroom, I opened them up and looked for his face. It was, of course, simple to locate. When I asked the boy why he chose to make that face instead of a pleasant smile, he looked at me as though it should have been obvious, “I wanted to show the camera my upside down balloon!”

Duh, Mom. I told him it was called a uvula, but that was pointless. Can you pick him out?

Reminder, again: I updated Funny Minnesota!

About kristiane

killing spiders with my laser eyes.
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11 Responses to Upside Down Balloons

  1. Bell says:

    I’m laughing. He is the most exciting person! Check out my new blog:

    avantimaps.wordpress.com

  2. Billy says:

    HAW HAW HAW! Max is awesome! What a card. 😀

  3. kristiane says:

    Sarah- aka bell, will do.

  4. dohopoki says:

    I didn’t know what either of you were talking about until I looked up uvula. I always thought it was a punching bag personally.

  5. JoshC says:

    Awesome, I wish I could still get away with doing things like that.

    Oh and on the topic of grow in water things, I picked up a grow your own Jesus, I can’t tell if its blasphemous or just un-intentionally hilarious.
    Thought you’d like to know.

  6. kristiane says:

    doho- you and my son should get together and talk.

    Josh- I gave up on the Space Needle, it really did just look like what everyone said it did.

  7. Dan says:

    It’s pictures like this that make great stories to tell his girlfriend/wife later!

    And I was wondering what happened with the Space Needle!

  8. kristiane says:

    Dan- That’s only if I let him date, so far, the answer is not until he’s 25 😉

  9. dohopoki says:

    you and my son should get together and talk.

    You must realize that is the single most insane thing you have ever said.

  10. kristiane says:

    Haha, well, if that is the most insane thing, I suppose I am doing alright

  11. Michael says:

    I wish Max lived next to me while I was growing up.

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