At work today, my last table of the day was a group of four men. Four very nice looking slighty-older-than-middle-aged business men. I greeted them with a smile and asked how they were doing. Three mumbled fine, and the fourth looked straight into my soul and said, “The girl I wanna do just said she thought I was cute, so I am doing great today!” He then ordered an iced tea.
I brought them their drinks , giving Old Gross Dude a diet coke on accident. After the three quiet men ordered, the fourth said, “I dunno, what should I have?” I told him he would have a grilled cheese with fries and then walked away, before he could protest. Though I did hear him say he liked a woman who could tell him what to do.
I am gonna get fired one of these days.
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Unnecessary EDIT: I am going to try to write every day until school starts. (Aug. 24th) The only reason I write this is because now that it is out there, I might actually follow through. The end!