I am not broke, by any means. I mean, I am far from well off, but I pay the bills. However, since the word “recession” is being thrown around and gas is literally breaking people, no one wants to eat out. So, my wages essentially have gone down. So, instead of finding a new job, which would be smart, I am devising a way to stay in college at least one extra semester so that I can take advantage of the lovely federal student loans that the government allots me. Here is the list of classes I am taking next semester:
Intro to the Internet: I totally need this.
Intro to Computers: See above
Spanish 101: I need basic Spanish for my job, also, I took this in high school many years.
Intro to Creative Writing: I have taken five classes which require this as a pre-req. But I am not taking Poetry again, even if I could get credit for it. Even if it meant I would get an automatic diploma. No. No more poetry.
So, come December, with very little luck, I should be posting a report card with lots of A’s. And if i don’t I will feel very very stupid.