This is a completely self serving post that I am doing while in the midst of ignoring my final projects that are due this week in school. I am sure when one Googles something to land them on this page they will scratch their heads and click away from it before they read the first three lines.
Most of my “blog friends” are people I have never met. Even of the ones I have, I met first online. So, I have no idea what you are all truly like or what you definitely look like. I decided I should make up personalities for you all based on teen characters from movies. So, if the posters on my blog were well known teen characters, they would be these:(in alphabetical order)
Jed from Red Dawn
Billy was a soldier, and I can totally hear him yelling “WOLVERINES!” in that thick southern accent of his.
Paulie Bleeker from Juno
He runs. Bleeker run’s. He seems pretty nice, as does Bleeker. And, they’re both parents.
Donnie from Donnie Darko
I cannot figure out one true physical characteristic about doho. I mean, he eats, mostly hash browns. I know that. He doesn’t sleep enough. But he’s pretty much mysterious, Like Donnie.
Sandy from Grease
I just can imagine her breaking out in song at any given moment.
Jeff Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High
He’s always talking about going to the beach.
Long Duk Dong from Sixteen Candles
Guise is from the other side of the pond. I cannot think of a proper exchange student to place as Guise, so I will just use Long Duck Dong.
Laney Boggs from She’s All That
Jessica is someone I am jealous of, because literally everything she does or posts exudes beauty. I don’t posses that quality.
Scott Howard from Teen Wolf
It’s all I got.
Heather from Heathers
IMO…Kitty kicks a lot of a$$. She could probably beat me up, but I don’t think she would. She’d be a perfect Heather.
Stiffler’s Mom from American Pie
Dade Murphy from Hackers
Mark Hunter from Pump up the Volume
This may have been the easiest. Michael you should go and illegally host radios shows as well.
Elle Woods from Legally Blonde
Murphy’s a lawyer. He will appreciate this.
John Bender from the Breakfast Club
Terry Griffith from just one of the guys
Whenever there is a discussion on XE that I have to bow out of because of lack of knowledge, Squee is right there talking horror and video games with the boys.
Patrick Verona from 10 Things I Hate About You.
tg likes this actor. And I can easily see tg dancing his way up the stairs of his previous high school.
Tony (aka critter12)
Joey from Blossom
I just keep hearing about these fabulous ripped jeans he owns as a homage to his favorite 90’s TV character. I have yet to see them.