Pilver: The Movie

This is a completely self serving post that I am doing while in the midst of ignoring my final projects that are due this week in school. I am sure when one Googles something to land them on this page they will scratch their heads and click away from it before they read the first three lines.

Most of my “blog friends” are people I have never met. Even of the ones I have, I met first online. So, I have no idea what you are all truly like or what you definitely look like. I decided I should make up personalities for you all based on teen characters from movies. So, if the posters on my blog were well known teen characters, they would be these:(in alphabetical order)


Jed from Red Dawn


Billy was a soldier, and I can totally hear him yelling “WOLVERINES!” in that thick southern accent of his.


Paulie Bleeker from Juno


He runs. Bleeker run’s. He seems pretty nice, as does Bleeker. And, they’re both parents.


Donnie from Donnie Darko


I cannot figure out one true physical characteristic about doho. I mean, he eats, mostly hash browns. I know that. He doesn’t sleep enough. But he’s pretty much mysterious, Like Donnie.


Sandy from Grease


I just can imagine her breaking out in song at any given moment.


Jeff Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High


He’s always talking about going to the beach.


Long Duk Dong from Sixteen Candles


Guise is from the other side of the pond. I cannot think of a proper exchange student to place as Guise, so I will just use Long Duck Dong.

Jessica Marie

Laney Boggs from She’s All That


Jessica is someone I am jealous of, because literally everything she does or posts exudes beauty. I don’t posses that quality.


Scott Howard from Teen Wolf


It’s all I got.


Heather from Heathers


IMO…Kitty kicks a lot of a$$. She could probably beat me up, but I don’t think she would. She’d be a perfect Heather.

Laurie Kendrick

Stiffler’s Mom from American Pie


Laurie’s the one exception to being cast as a teen. Not because of her age, but you know she likes ’em young. šŸ˜‰


Dade Murphy from Hackers


Not sure if Matt could be considered a ‘hacker’, probably not. But seems that when he let us see pics of him, he had similar hair. And they are both computer nerds.


Mark Hunter from Pump up the Volume


This may have been the easiest. Michael you should go and illegally host radios shows as well.


Elle Woods from Legally Blonde


Murphy’s a lawyer. He will appreciate this.

Poker Bob

John Bender from the Breakfast Club


Poker Bob does not smoke, but I bet he’d look right at home in that red flannel with ripped jeans sucking on a camel.


Terry Griffith from just one of the guys


Whenever there is a discussion on XE that I have to bow out of because of lack of knowledge, Squee is right there talking horror and video games with the boys.


Patrick Verona from 10 Things I Hate About You.


tg likes this actor. And I can easily see tg dancing his way up the stairs of his previous high school.

Tony (aka critter12)

Joey from Blossom


I just keep hearing about these fabulous ripped jeans he owns as a homage to his favorite 90’s TV character. I have yet to see them.

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22 Responses to Pilver: The Movie

  1. dailytri says:

    The concept of this post is awesome. But yikes, I’m “nice????” Must go shoot myself now.

  2. kristiane says:

    I really don’t get the problem with men being nice.

  3. Greg says:

    Oh . . . my . . . God .
    Kristiane this is one of the funniest, most amusing posts I’ve seen in a long, long time. I am not exaggerating when I say this: I laughed so hard and for so long that tears came out of my eyes. Also, I was in sort of a sad mood until I read this. Not anymore. Thank you! This was very clever. You yanked me out of a sad mood with this post.

    I’m so happy that you included me in this post. I would have stayed sad if you had left me out of this. Believe it or not, I’m very happy with the comparison. I’m no stoner but I am a total beach fanatic. Also, that’s sort of what I looked like when I was in my teens and twenties. Good call there. This was great Kristiane. I can’t wait till Laurie sees this.

  4. kristiane says:

    Well thanks greg. I give the credit to tg, he did a somewhat similar post months back.

  5. dohopoki says:

    Oh, you just won the internet for 5 weeks for making me Donnie Darko. No, TEN weeks.

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  7. Wow. Thanks Kristiane. My tits and I are indebted to that lofty vote of zaftig confidence.

    Appreciate the nod. Or in Stiffler’s mom’s case, “nods”.


  8. essaytch says:

    Sweet! As soon as I saw that picture, I burst out into my own full-volume rendition of “Hopelessly Devoted”…I think you’ve got me pegged. Although, I’m not sure you could get me into a pair of tight spandex pants…but the hair? I can DEFINITELY pull off the hair

  9. mklasing says:

    Okay, like seriously, I am soooo no Elle Woods. Mainly because I’m a guy–but thanks for the link-ping back thingy. Actually–funny thing is, I’ve only seen one Broadway musical in New York–and it was Legally Blonde. I promise you this Kris–unlike other bloggers, my picture, name and personality is real–what you see is what you get–I know–it is like so super scary.

  10. essaytch says:

    Oh, and I don’t know who this “Matt” guy is, but if he looks/acts ANYTHING like Dade from Hackers, I’m sold. HOOOOOOOOT! šŸ™‚

  11. Billy says:

    You totally nailed me! I yell “Wolverines” every time something exciting happens in my life. If only I were as good looking as Patrick Swazey. šŸ˜

  12. squee4242 says:

    ROFLMAO! I had to hit Wikipedia to refresh my memory on “just one of the guys” but I love the comparison. Thanks for including me šŸ™‚

    I’ve got to get a pair of shades like that now.

  13. kittymao says:

    Oh maaaan.
    I feel so… pegged!
    And No, I don’t think I’d kick your ass, Miss Pilver.
    I’d probably huggle you a bit and give you a nice punt in the bum every once in a while, just to remind you that I can.

  14. Michael says:

    Wow…I want to meet everyone on that list now. And I have a new movie to add to my “to watch” list.

    Umm…but you forgot the main character of “The Pilver.”

  15. kristiane says:

    Micheal- I know me, I do not know what others would think of me though.

  16. kristiane says:

    Essaytch- this is a link to the real man himself:

  17. tony says:

    whoooaaaa i don’t how you spell it but i know how he says it . i love joey

  18. Guise Dugal says:

    Heh! Thanks for putting me in the movie and for setting me off giggling again at Long Duk Dong, I’d forgotten the guy until then!

    Also, it’s fairly refreshing not to be cast with ‘that one British guy from that movie where he was a villain, you know the one’.

    Hehe, Long Duk Dong…excuse me, I need a minute.

  19. kristiane says:

    haha, no problem Guise. You don’t seem too villain-esque…villainy?

  20. Guise Dugal says:

    That’s because I’m completely and utterly innocent. Yep.

  21. Amy says:

    k, i know this is super old, but the first time i saw it i didnt really know ANY of those people. now that i do…this is GOLD.

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