The Truth

This is what my fridge looks like:

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Sexy.

I woke up a whopping seven minutes before I had to leave the house today.  When I got home, I reheated leftovers for dinner, threw a load in the wash (still yet to be dried), and considered my chores done for the day.  I spent the next three hours between wearing out crayons in a coloring book and watching a reality show for the purpose of squeezing tears out of my eyes.  Then, I sat here at my disturbingly messy kitchen table:

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and began writing four blogs…this being the only one I will finish…before deciding a Fuzzy Viking sounded better than thinking clearly.

It was a good day 🙂

Now, play “Guess That Food Item” while staring at my fridge.

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Sing Song

I’ve decided The Pilver needs an official anthem:

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I am not the worst parent in the world.

*Oct 15 - 00:05*

So, the parents who launched the aluminum mushroom are insane.  There’s no need to further dissect this topic, but it will be done on TV shows and newspapers for at least some time.  Only until another nut does something really stupid.   Instead, let’s enjoy a parody video which touches on this story.

I have spoken of him before, Nick P., who used to come into the coffee shop I had in a teeny town in Po-Dunk, MN.    Nick was always clicking on his laptop and told me he was going to film school.  A few months later he left and has since joined with other folks and creates funny short films.  He and his buddies made a video about the balloon craziness, and somehow (I did not ask how) it ended up on MTV.  Good for you guys!

Here’s the film, enjoy!

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Where the Wild Things Are-Tomorrow!

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Last spring, I saw the preview for the movie that enters your local theaters tomorrow.  I cried.  I am a wuss.  How it ALREADY opens tomorrow makes me realize that the summer passed really fast and a lot of wonderful and weird things happened this summer. Wait for my bought, sold, and produced screenplay to see what I mean.

Anyhow.  Tomorrow it comes out.  I usually talk about kid’s movies when I see them on The Pilver.   I don’t know if I will review this one.  I am going to see it for sure.  But, I have heard so many discouraging things about it.  By that I mean I have heard it is maybe not for kids.  It is not lighthearted.  It does not have a happy ending.  It is scary for little kids.  So, I am expecting something that will make me walk away slightly disturbed.  Those are my least favorite movies; the kind that make you sad.  We’ll see though.  By this time tomorrow, I will have  watched it and realized whether or not it makes me happy.  But I imagine that for sure, I will cry.

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Designer Generics?

When I was your age…

Just kidding, I have no idea how old you are.  However, when I was younger I recall chowing down various food items that were of the generic variety.  True generic.  White background with black lettered writing stating nothing more than what was inside of the package with no promise of a guaranteed decent taste or quality.  The food my mom usually went generic for was cereal or canned vegetables or potato chips.  And I ate those corn flakes just the same as I would have if they contained a prize inside.  I did not care of the difference.  I knew it was the cheapo version of national brands. I just thought we were somewhat on the lesser side of the spectrum as far as family incomes were concerned.  I was gullible.

Please understand, we were not amazingly wealthy.  However, I think my parents tricked me into thinking we were poor so I would not assume material things were going to be around when they were not.  I did have everything I needed, and more.

I guess, if there was one thing I would say my parents did ‘right’ when my sisters and I were growing up, we did not get handed to us things…ever.  I remember one time, my mother told me I could a new bed to replace the one I’d had since I left the crib.  She took me out and we picked out a FOLD OUT SOFA!  So, I was probably fifteen, and not only did I get a new bed, but a couch in my room! It probably cost her a few hundred dollars and I though I was the most spoiled child in the world.  I felt badly because my sisters were laying around on their daybeds and I had a grown up bedroom!  If only I could have convinced me to get a phone with a cord and I think I would have become Catholic from the guilt I felt for the luxury.

I am guessing every generation feels the same way, so scoff if you like.  But I feel as though I spend more on The Max than my parents did on the three children in my family combined.  He’s into these toys, Bakugan.  And I succumb to his desire.  Why?  Two reasons.

#1 I want him to be able to play with the boys on the block whos parents but them Bakugan to brawl with.

#2  He really gets into the things, and I like buying him things that he actually uses.

But what if…what if I didn’t buy him Bakugan, or clothes I feel are trendy enough or shoes that he considers cool  for walking through the second grade hallways?  My fear is that he would be considered a weird kid.  I mean, he is weird. All kids are.  But, he is ‘in’ enough because of my purchases that I have prevented him from becoming a social outcast because of fashion or play-thing rules?

Why can’t we all, as parents, get together and say, “ENOUGH!”  Let’s not waste our finances on making sure our kid feels hip enough for grade school and buy a decent car for the family or pad college savings a little more or take a vacation or something more worthy or our labor.

How to I start this petition?  Where do I get other folks to sign up for my generic mission?  Even if you head to your local Target, you no longer receive a handsome black and white container of chips, but an Archer Farms bag of coffee or bottle of ketchup.  Possibly, when I decide The Max ought to try his first beer, I will seek out the worst of the worst:  BEER beer.  I fondly remember selling this as a cashier in high school.  It came in beautiful white cans with plain no nonsense writing:

generic-beerThere was a lady who bought a six pack of these puppies EVERY DAY.  At $1.99, why the heck not?

To end this rant of blabber, I understand that society levels and status will be around for eternity.  I just hope for my own son, that even if he participates, he understand that when he was a kid, he too, ate dirt.  And he loved it.

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Things that annoy me about the ‘net.

Pandora’s limit on songs I can skip through.

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For some reason half the stations I have include The Goo Goo Dolls in their mix.  If I hear Iris one more time…

Facebook Chat.

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Thing never works. PEOPLE:  Go back to AIM!

MLB.com

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I sit and ‘watch’ the play by play.  Somehow they will not update through a whole batter at times.  So, you are stoked about the bases being loaded, and then BAMM, the inning’s over and you never saw what happened.  You have to be lame like me and not have cable and try to get through a game here to understand fully my frustration.

Pop up ads telling me I REALLY can make a living at home with my computer

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…’cause I want to believe them.

The guy on hulu who always says, “The following program has been brought to you with limited commercial interruption by…”

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I’m totally lying, I love that guys voice.

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Have a happy Columbus Day!   Er…uh…lets go discover stuff!

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Hades March

I don’t know when or how or why this started.   At work each day between breakfast and lunch rushes, this one guy hands out flags to a few employees (the selected parade participants change each day) and he then demands they wave said flags while marching around the kitchen…twice.    It’s kinda odd, and usually at least one of the marchers has no idea what is going on as not all employees have had the chance to witness the magic as of yet and are thrown into the mix clueless to the festivities.  Please enjoy:

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Dangit!

I have three laptops and three fried hard drives. So. I’ll be back…when I can afford a new laptop waiting to be ruined.

And, to whoever watched Minnesota beat Detroit today, be jealous of me as I was there and my throat is sore from all the crazy fun and yelling. I have a terriffic video of an elderly woman dancing at the game that I would love to show you all.

Soon enough.

Here’s the sub par photo I took with my phone as the hog pile celebration began.

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The 00’s

I am early, but I want to stay ahead of the trends.  The decade is ending…whoa!  It’s just a measurement of time we are reflecting.  As we do every ten years since mass media has been in existence, we sit and asses the past and try to sum it up.  Wait for it, 2000-2010 will be critiqued, analyzed, mystified even on TV specials, blogs, articles and radio specials for the month of December in probably the hugest way imaginable.  Let’s be honest, it was a good ten years.

Let’s get the obvious out of the way: Though it happened in the ninth month of 2001, the attacks that happened September 11th will be the focal separation between the 1990’s and the new millennium.  While no doubt, that was possibly the Big Splash headline of the decade (in the US) nowadays, how much is different in YOUR daily life.  If you fly daily, you will certainly note than you must take off your shoes and not have an accompaniment to the airline gate.  But other than that…eh…my life is the same.  In no way am I downgrading the loss of lives or the wars overseas to being insignificant.

The second thing that will be heavily weighed on is the advancement of technology.  In 2000, DVD players were still pretty new.  The internet was a insane phenomena with billionaires cropping up and later fizzling.  Cell phones were nothing like they are now.  There was a federal decision as to what TV’s would work in the US.  So, thing-a-ma-jigs went high tech this decade.  The only justification, the only needed advancement, for 2010-2020 is to have me finally be able to drive a car in the sky…   I have no fear.  2015, no doubt.  Marty McFly told me so.

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Best Comment?

I woke up and checked my email from my phone as I do each and every day.  Getting blog comments while I am sleeping is the best, for some dumb reason.

Anywho, read the last one here. Maybe it amuses me more than it will you.

Hi Chloe and Jamie!

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