This is what my fridge looks like:
Sexy.
I woke up a whopping seven minutes before I had to leave the house today. When I got home, I reheated leftovers for dinner, threw a load in the wash (still yet to be dried), and considered my chores done for the day. I spent the next three hours between wearing out crayons in a coloring book and watching a reality show for the purpose of squeezing tears out of my eyes. Then, I sat here at my disturbingly messy kitchen table:
and began writing four blogs…this being the only one I will finish…before deciding a Fuzzy Viking sounded better than thinking clearly.
It was a good day 🙂
Now, play “Guess That Food Item” while staring at my fridge.
The Pilver 
Ok now I’m curious, what’s in a Fuzzy Viking?
And I can make out a strawberry dipped in something, some tortillas, milk, juice ketchup and a bell pepper. The rest of it is still a mystery to me. 😀
I’m a former bartender. The Fuzzy Viking was certainly invented after I got out of the biz; I don’t know what it it either. Based on what little I can remember, I assume a main ingredient is peach schnapps like in a fuzzy navel. I also think there was orange juice in it. Fuzzy=peach, navel=orange.
Let’s see . . . A bottle of hot sauce, wheat bread, “Hunts” Ketchup, apple juice, strawberry-kiwi juice, expired milk, a whole chicken, leftover Potato Lefse (under foil), celery, leftover Chinese takeout (Styrofoam), pickles, a red pepper, a yellow pepper, something looking out from behind the peppers (look at the photo again, I see eyes), either a store-bought lasagna or a box of night crawlers and a bowl of olives ?
Or are they grapes?
Fuzzy Viking=vodka and peach juice. And that is what is in the bottle of Welches there. Also, Ketchup, old sausage I ended up throwing out, pizza take out, an apple, a leek, a white chocolate covered strawberry, milk (not old), more pizza, bread, salad dressing and cranberry juice.
But what’s in the bowl?
Fuzzy navel 🙂
I feel so close to you right now. My fridge mess is a bigger version of yours.