The Truth

This is what my fridge looks like:



I woke up a whopping seven minutes before I had to leave the house today.  When I got home, I reheated leftovers for dinner, threw a load in the wash (still yet to be dried), and considered my chores done for the day.  I spent the next three hours between wearing out crayons in a coloring book and watching a reality show for the purpose of squeezing tears out of my eyes.  Then, I sat here at my disturbingly messy kitchen table:


and began writing four blogs…this being the only one I will finish…before deciding a Fuzzy Viking sounded better than thinking clearly.

It was a good day 🙂

Now, play “Guess That Food Item” while staring at my fridge.

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7 Responses to The Truth

  1. Dan says:

    Ok now I’m curious, what’s in a Fuzzy Viking?

    And I can make out a strawberry dipped in something, some tortillas, milk, juice ketchup and a bell pepper. The rest of it is still a mystery to me. 😀

  2. Greg says:

    I’m a former bartender. The Fuzzy Viking was certainly invented after I got out of the biz; I don’t know what it it either. Based on what little I can remember, I assume a main ingredient is peach schnapps like in a fuzzy navel. I also think there was orange juice in it. Fuzzy=peach, navel=orange.

    Let’s see . . . A bottle of hot sauce, wheat bread, “Hunts” Ketchup, apple juice, strawberry-kiwi juice, expired milk, a whole chicken, leftover Potato Lefse (under foil), celery, leftover Chinese takeout (Styrofoam), pickles, a red pepper, a yellow pepper, something looking out from behind the peppers (look at the photo again, I see eyes), either a store-bought lasagna or a box of night crawlers and a bowl of olives ?

  3. kristiane says:

    Fuzzy Viking=vodka and peach juice. And that is what is in the bottle of Welches there. Also, Ketchup, old sausage I ended up throwing out, pizza take out, an apple, a leek, a white chocolate covered strawberry, milk (not old), more pizza, bread, salad dressing and cranberry juice.

  4. Greg says:

    But what’s in the bowl?

  5. Sarah says:

    Fuzzy navel 🙂

  6. Amy says:

    I feel so close to you right now. My fridge mess is a bigger version of yours.

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