Author Archives: kristiane

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About kristiane

killing spiders with my laser eyes.

My Seventh Grade Yearbook

In care package #2163 from my mother last week I received my yearbook from 1991-1992. Oh the memories it brought back. I was at a private school in Minneapolis, called Fourth Baptist. It was quite a strict school as far … Continue reading

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Coming Clean

I don’t watch the news. There I said it. I don’t care about current events. I do however care about what current events may become our world’s history. Deciphering the bologna from the rest of it in our current news … Continue reading

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New Toy!

I got a new laptop. As of yet it has not had a pitcher of water spilled on it. And it’s pretty. Most of all:

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The greatest everyday surprises

Most days for most people are mundane. Wake up, dress yourself, get kids off if it applies, work, drive slowly on a freeway until at last you are in your home where you will clean for three hours before going … Continue reading

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Top 7 Holidays

Christmas is, of course, the celebration of the birth of Jesus. Easter has nothing to do with whether or not the little girl from Sally Fourth gets the ears bitten off her chocolate bunny. Like it or not, however, holidays … Continue reading

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Family Fun Time, Interrupted

So, today I-35W bridge collapsed. Really tragic, and scary. I am extremely selfishly thinking of how this will affect my commute until the bridge is rebuilt. Let’s be honest, it could be years. Many of my friends and family knowing … Continue reading

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Dreams

I don’t want to get over philosophical about this, but I want to say it anyways. Whenever I have a dream that involves another person, I feel the overwhelming urge to tell them about it. If a dream makes you … Continue reading

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Things I did to amuse myself in highschool #251

The summer before I entered my sophomore year of high school my parents dropped a bomb on us. They were going to sell the house, pack up and move to Washington State and buy a small town grocery store. Me … Continue reading

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An Open Letter to the Month of August

Dear August, I am writing you this letter because I feel as though you have gotten a bad rap over the past few thousand years. Let’s be honest, you get no play. And by play I mean holidays. Sure my … Continue reading

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Top 7 Greatest Things About Target.

Target was established in, well many many years ago. The answer would be quicker to find than typing this sentence, but I am still not going to look it up. It was founded right here in my state, Minnesota. Growing … Continue reading

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