Author Archives: kristiane

I haven’t watched this.  I just ate toast.  I needed a post.  AND, that rhymed.

I don’t feel like writing much of a post today. Today Mr. Pilver’s dog, Bailey, was put down.  Bailey lived to be fourteen years old and had been having a hard time walking for quite some time.  She took a … Continue reading →

I had a dream, a long time ago.  In this dream everyone in this bizarre class I was taking had to sing all the lyrics to the song chosen for them or they failed the class.  I was terrified of … Continue reading →

It happened again.  The calender ran out and I had to buy a new one.  This New Year was unlike most in the recent past.  We stayed home and partook of a family night complete with Monopoly (I won) and … Continue reading →

Raise your hand if you’ve never seen a boob.  Of course you have. Boobs are awesome.  Kasey Kahne, some NASCAR guy, saw a boob the other day and it grossed him out.  I don’t begrudge Kasey for being grossed out.  … Continue reading →

I’m not a perfect parent.  My parent’s were not perfect, and their folks had flaws as well.   And while I am not attempting to brag, the honest truth is, our family is very respectful of the generations older than our … Continue reading →

Remember MySpace?  Yes, you do.  Remember MySpace blogs?  What a great time to be alive that was.  During my MySpace blog heyday, The Max was a toddler.  He was a hilarious toddler, mostly because he could talk as clearly as … Continue reading →

It’s the fifteenth of December.  I am full of shame as my Christmas tree has yet to make it’s debut in my living room.  This is not like me.  Typically, I cannot hold off past the first week of November.  … Continue reading →

During the nine months I was pregnant, I read scores of birth stories online and in books.  I really feel it was helpful for me, as someone terrified of labor, to learn about all the different ways in which labor … Continue reading →