The Church of Scientology KNOWS You

The other day, someone I know who never has and never will contact or join The Church of Scientology received yet another unwanted letter from the relentless religion.  They are unsure of why the organization contacts them frequently, most letters are thrown in the trash and never read.  This envelope for this one, however, was hand addressed with a real pen, and we decided to see what was inside.


Well, that was a load of BS.  But consider the fact that so many people in the world are in that situation right now.   They get this letter and happen to be naive.  “The Church Of Scientology KNOWS me!”  they conclude.  Nice.  Well done church.  You tricked people into thinking you know their problems and are offering them advice on new topics as well! I’d go on about how corrupt TCOS is and how they use religion to make money, but I won’t.

In conclusion, barf.

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9 Responses to The Church of Scientology KNOWS You

  1. Brock says:

    one of my favorite episodes… and a great clip here:

    http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104274/

  2. Sarah says:

    Wait a second. Organized religion using people’s naivete to make money?

    I like that they know it is either YOU or someone you know.

  3. zenestex says:

    I think the whole Xenu and Galactic Federation part of Scientology is rad. I was a little bummed when the girl at the mall Dianetics kiosk denied the whole thing–the one thing that’s cool about Scientology. It was a fun conversation, but they lost me. Like you said, “barf.” Besides, I’d only join because it’s funny to tell people you’re a Scientologist. Expensive joke.

  4. Amy says:

    That is soooooo weird! How did they know you were helping me get off drugs????

    Like the prayer rugs that one church mails out. Jesus on a piece of paper. Gotta love the crazies. My favorite quote: “I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Good old Gandhi.

  5. Greg says:

    I wish they would get in touch with me. I would have soooo much fun with them if you know what I mean.

  6. DJ D says:

    “It takes a lot of confront to to do either…”

    ???

    What does that even mean?

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