I tried. I went on a road trip in April, and it was so much fun. I was going to skip a road trip out west this summer. I was OK with that. My OK-ness has ended. I need to be in the middle of Montana singing to the radio. And I need to sleep in a hotel where I am slightly scared because of the toothless folk that hang out by the vending machines. I want to see Wall Drug in South Dakota and I want to hang out in Washington with friends and family. Thing is, I blew all my money on New Orleans.
Don’t feel sorry for me. I chose this. I just want to get in the car and drive so badly, it’s driving me insane. Has been all summer. So, I am hosting a Pilver Summer Vacation Fund Raiser Extravaganza!! I need to raise 2000 dollars for missing work and the vacation itself. Here’s what I have so far:
I will give you a fortune: ten bucks
I will send you a picture of my left knee: fifteen bucks
I will post your picture on my not that popular blog: five bucks
You can buy my half burned green tea candle: 4 bucks
Big Ticket Item: Fungus Head!!!: 2000 dollars!! (I’m not joking, he will not go for less)
I’m sure I will part with other things and fake talents, just ask. But for serious. I need to get out of town, it’s an itch. I’m gonna scratch it.
The Pilver 
There’s a feeling I get, when I look to the West, and my spirit is crying for leaving….
You forgot the bit about “supporting the quality blogging this website provides” and videos with Steve Gutenberg voiceover. Oh, and a PayPal link…
…paypal…there’s an idea 😉
I’m so torn between your left knee and the fortune. If I pay you for a fortune, I want it to be from you. Not out of some fortune cookie.
I want to know more about this Fungus Head. With so many blogs out there garnering for my hard earned dollars in exchange for novelty home-made arts and crafts, I’d like to make an informed decision.
Way back when, my mother sent me a jar of mayonnaise…yup…in the mail. She sent it during one of the -20 degree cold snaps we have here. So, it became all blobby and oily. I made a ten minute movie about fungus head called “The Revenge of Fungus Head”. Sadly, it is on my long lost old blog, and unless the internet gods grant me a wish, it will never be seen again. But, three years later, i still have the jar.
I am in!