I tried. I went on a road trip in April, and it was so much fun. I was going to skip a road trip out west this summer. I was OK with that. My OK-ness has ended. I need to be in the middle of Montana singing to the radio. And I need to sleep in a hotel where I am slightly scared because of the toothless folk that hang out by the vending machines. I want to see Wall Drug in South Dakota and I want to hang out in Washington with friends and family. Thing is, I blew all my money on New Orleans.
Don’t feel sorry for me. I chose this. I just want to get in the car and drive so badly, it’s driving me insane. Has been all summer. So, I am hosting a Pilver Summer Vacation Fund Raiser Extravaganza!! I need to raise 2000 dollars for missing work and the vacation itself. Here’s what I have so far:
I will give you a fortune: ten bucks
I will send you a picture of my left knee: fifteen bucks
I will post your picture on my not that popular blog: five bucks
You can buy my half burned green tea candle: 4 bucks
Big Ticket Item: Fungus Head!!!: 2000 dollars!! (I’m not joking, he will not go for less)
I’m sure I will part with other things and fake talents, just ask. But for serious. I need to get out of town, it’s an itch. I’m gonna scratch it.