Road Trip Fund Raiser

I tried.  I went on a road trip in April, and it was so much fun.   I was going to skip a road trip out west this summer.  I was OK with that.   My OK-ness has ended.  I need to be in the middle of Montana singing to the radio.  And I need to sleep in a hotel where I am slightly scared because of the toothless folk that hang out by the vending machines.   I want to see Wall Drug in South Dakota and I want to hang out in Washington with friends and family.  Thing is, I blew all my money on New Orleans.

Don’t feel sorry for me.  I chose this.  I just want to get in the car and drive so badly, it’s driving me insane. Has been all summer. So, I am hosting a Pilver Summer Vacation Fund Raiser Extravaganza!!   I need to raise 2000 dollars for missing work and the vacation itself.   Here’s what I have so far:

I will give you a fortune:  ten bucks

I will send you a picture of my left knee:  fifteen bucks

I will post your picture on my not that popular blog:  five bucks

You can buy my half burned green tea candle:  4 bucks

Big Ticket Item:  Fungus Head!!!:   2000 dollars!!  (I’m not joking, he will not go for less)


I’m sure I will part with other things and fake talents, just ask.  But for serious.  I need to get out of town, it’s an itch.  I’m gonna scratch it.

About kristiane

killing spiders with my laser eyes.
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7 Responses to Road Trip Fund Raiser

  1. Led Zeppelin says:

    There’s a feeling I get, when I look to the West, and my spirit is crying for leaving….

  2. Guise says:

    You forgot the bit about “supporting the quality blogging this website provides” and videos with Steve Gutenberg voiceover. Oh, and a PayPal link…

  3. Greg says:

    I’m so torn between your left knee and the fortune. If I pay you for a fortune, I want it to be from you. Not out of some fortune cookie.

  4. DJ D says:

    I want to know more about this Fungus Head. With so many blogs out there garnering for my hard earned dollars in exchange for novelty home-made arts and crafts, I’d like to make an informed decision.

    • kristiane says:

      Way back when, my mother sent me a jar of mayonnaise…yup…in the mail. She sent it during one of the -20 degree cold snaps we have here. So, it became all blobby and oily. I made a ten minute movie about fungus head called “The Revenge of Fungus Head”. Sadly, it is on my long lost old blog, and unless the internet gods grant me a wish, it will never be seen again. But, three years later, i still have the jar.

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