The Big Day is just a few weeks away and I have little clue of what I am going to pretend to be for the day. I will likely dress up only for work as Halloween falls on a Friday and I will be spending the night walking door to door with my 7 year old as he hopefully remembers to say “Thank you.” to everyone who shells out free sweets. Here are some wonderful costumes that I am not going to copy:
I just put the best one first.
Lloyd Dobler
I actually like this one.
CHEESE!
Too bad there are not any Jack in the Boxes around here.
Send your child as a biffy!
This kid got beat up…quite often.
I was thinking of going as William Wallace, and if I can find that much plaid I still might do it. I just need to figure out the face paint. What are you going to be?
The Pilver 
I’m going to be Perpetual Motion.
The only way that kid wouldn’t have been beaten up is if he wore shades and said he was Mac Tonight. Jack from a few pics up would have still kicked his ass, though.
The chestbuster baby…I want to personally go up to the parents of that child, grab them both by the shoulders and scream in their faces. I will scream “YOU MAGNIFICENT PEOPLE. I LOVE YOU.” then I will hug them tight until the police and animal control take me away all the while telling them to call me.
If you run out of time, just take Max out in normal clothes and be “cholesterol: the hidden killer”.
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I’m going to dress up as “hope and change.”
alternatively–I may dress up as a gas station. Those are really scary.
Holy cow those are great!
Just remember to yell FREEDOM as well as your Dad because if the “O” wins we might lose it.
mom, only you can tie politics into my choice of Halloween costume 😉
All I know is I want my costume to be over-the-top. Maybe I’ll go as a Hot Dog. Or a bottle of Mustard. Or…or…maybe I’ll play it safe and jump on the Zombie band-wagon. “Braaaaaiiiiinnnns!”
These are great. I’m also planning a Halloween costume post with some of the crazy ass costumes I’ve found. I’ll try not to duplicate yours but I’ll tell you Kristiane, I have found some weird shit that’s supposed to be passed off as costumes.
I haven’t been around in a while. Sorry…been busy writing and dodging big ass hurricanes here in Houston. I will make more time to visit my favorite places.
Billy…if you read this, I’m coming for you Big Daddy. Well, only in terms of your blog.
Let’s talk soon, you magnificent bastard!!
LK
this website is so stupid you should take it off the internet because you will get no popularity if that is what your thinking…
p.s. don’t ever put your retarded costumes on the internet again if you were smart enough you would have never put anything on the internet and i know this is not the first comment you got that is like mine and not the lat either
this website is so stupid you should take it off the internet because you will get no popularity if that is what your thinking…
p.s. don’t ever put your retarded costumes on the internet again if you were smart enough you would have never put anything on the internet and i know this is not the first comment you got that is like mine and not the last either
YEAHH
Here’s what I love about Tanika’s comments:
When her first attempt to comment didn’t show up, she tried again. And in her second attempt, she managed to spell “last” correctly, but still used the incorrect form of the word “you’re”. Go figure.
So yeah, Kristiane…wise advice from an even wiser woman: you should take your site down. 😉
I love you Tinika.
cool i like the babby
baby i mean lol do think they got quite a few sweets