Author Archives: kristiane

The Max enjoyed this.   He has developed a love for beat boxing and more recently yo momma jokes.  Max’s so urban.  I don’t have any of his jokes on video, maybe soon.  Instead watch this guy.

Dear Diary, I have taken on a lot of projects, I do not know if I can keep up on them all.   Blogging seems like a luxury of time at the moment.  I think I will try and get something … Continue reading →

Yesterday at work, I asked a cook why we were using a different cheese on the antipasto platters.  His response was, “The cheese was old and moldy.”  Like any good person of my generation I began spitting out other lines … Continue reading →

Over a year and a half ago now, I wrote about a struggle I had been having to gain weight. Let me start by saying, that this is a topic that does not receive hardly any attention.  I’m not trying … Continue reading →

A couple weeks ago, I browsed the children’s section of books at a thrift store.  The Max has decided books are his life recently and I am trying to encourage this hobby as much as I can.  I found a … Continue reading →

The title of this post is misleading, I cannot teach you how to rototill for I am the dummy. There is a rototill at my house that is over thirty years old.  It is a hog and by today’s standards … Continue reading →

As of yesterday, I work pretty much every day.  I have 5152 things to cross off on my to do list.  This is the first time in the history of my life where I really feel as though I really … Continue reading →

I would like to take this time to announce that I have no outstanding love for the day June 11th.  I am indifferent to it in every way.  Sure, there are 196 days until Christmas.  Joshua Jackson of Mighty Ducks … Continue reading →