Whoever decided this was a good study to have reach the public is a retard. And I don’t feel guilty for using the word retard in this case.
verb (used with object)
to make slow; delay the development or progress of (an action, process, etc.); hinder or impede.
Somehow I, and all my friends in elementary school, made it through life safely while eating bagged lunches. I went to a small school where we had no cafeteria food options and everyone brought lunch. And these days I make Mr. Pilver’s and The Max’s lunch every day and I am certain the meat and cheese sandwiches enter the danger zone, yet food poisoning has mysteriously evaded them both. This article is, by definition, retarded.