While reading a news site on the internet, I came across some sort of scandal regarding a new product called Candwich. I skimmed over the article, because I needed to see where I could buy and experience a sandwich from a can first hand. Turns out I cannot. The product has not even been released yet. I can’ tell you anything about the scandal, as I was bored of it before I found anything out.
Bottom line: Candwich, don’t break any more laws. Turn over a new leaf. I need to hear the sound it makes when I open one of you. I’m putting it on my non-existent until now bucket list.