I don’t usually write about current pop culture stars. Not because I am anti-current pop culture, mostly because I am very, very unhip. But I came across a tid bit featuring America’s favorite celebrity beater, Chris Brown!
Apparently he is ticked off that some major retailers have decided not to carry his new CD. Chris Brown is so irate in fact, that he got his thumbs ready and….Tweeted about it. Way to stick it to the man Chris!
– im tired of this shit. major stores r blackballing my cd. not stockin the shelves and lying to costumers. what the fuck do i gotta do…
– WTF… yeah i said it and i aint retracting shit
– im not biting my tongue about shit else… the industry can kiss my ass
If I had written this to a certain IM buddy, they would have asked if I were drunk based on the typos. (this point in my blog, is of course only relevant to them-you know who you are…spelling is hard.)
The costomers have been blinded. Costomers deserve the truth! Kanye wants the world to know that there is in fact a better woman-beater getting dogged.
Spelling and silliness aside, what I really what to know is, why is he tweeting and not in jail?
No, no, KB…he’s worried about lies to costumers not costomers. I assume that stores around the US are also holding back on the Chris Brown Dress Up Kit as well as his CDs.
Did I really misspell his typo? I think that’s pretty lame.
I think it’s comedy gold. Comedy Gold!!
He is a complete tool. Know what? That insults tools. Tools are handy, useful, have a purpose. So I take that back. He is a complete pile of shit. Well, shit actually serves a purpose turning to fertilizer. Hmm.. He is a moron. That works.
He can be a douche. No one has much use for those anymore.
For some inexplicable reason, I read dozens of idiotic internet comments about this yesterday, just because it angried up my blood so much…I couldn’t get over how many people were bagging on the retailers, because they were infringing on CB’s “right” to make a living…but even crazier were all the people saying, oh, he’s just a kid, he’s immature, he’s got a lot of growing up to do, etc.
This is why I could never get into that “cute” wedding video that everyone was posting, because I couldn’t get over why anyone would want to affiliate what should be the most memorable moment of their life with a totally mediocre pop song by a DOMESTIC ABUSER. Happy wedding! I was SO pissed for Pam…LOL.
As for not being in jail, he got a slap on the wrist and paid his debt, but obviously the anger management didn’t take *eyeroll*