7. Marc from Empire Records
I was so tempted to use Warren, and omit Marc altogether. But, I had this crush on Ethan Embry in the late 90’s, so he won the #7 spot. Also, this clip is one of the best parts of the film. (The movie’s not real deep).
We mustn’t dwell… no, not today. We CAN’T. Not on Rex Manning day!
6. Allison from Breakfast Club
She shook out dandruff then transformed via mascara.
I never did it either. I’m not a nymphomaniac. I’m a compulsive liar.
5. Lloyd Dobler from Say Anything
I could have made him #1, but that would be expected.
I don’t want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don’t want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don’t want to do that.
4.Cynthia from Dazed and Confused
Cynthia was chosen only because of her red ‘fro. If her hair was not so fantab, Mathew McConaughey would be in this position.
Why’d we even come here?
3. Duckie From Pretty in Pink
I’da picked Duckie. Dumb girl.
May I admire you again today?
2. Mouth from The Goonies
The Goonies teeters between the children’s and teen genre. Corey Feldman was thirteen or fourteen when it came out, so I’ll let it count.
Your looks are kinda pretty, when your face isn’t screwing it up.
1. Daniel from The Karate Kid
Duh, It’s Daniel-san! Everyone alive has seen this movie. How many teen movies has your great grandma Ethel seen? The answer is one.
Wouldn’t a fly swatter be easier?