I said I was gonna post until school starts, and I haven’t finished the one I was going to do today. Instead, I will bore you with a funny Max story. Here’ are three separate conversations that we have had the past year or so. In order. The final one was just a few minutes ago.
#1- About a year ago
Me: Brush your teeth.
Max: I already did.
Me: No you didn’t
Max: How do you know?
Me: I know everything!
Max: *stunned-brushes promptly*
#2 About nine months ago
Max: What is water made of?
Me: Hydrogen and oxygen
Max: What is hydrogen and oxygen made of?
Me: Protons, neutrons, and electrons
Max: What are protons, neutrons and electrons made of?
Max: What are quarks made of?
Me: That’s the smallest thing there is
(I could be wrong, maybe since my 10th grade biology class they have discovered something new)
Max: Where’s my Super Mario DVD?
Me: In the top drawer
Max: No, I left it on the dresser
Me (opening the drawer where the DVD is sitting in plain view)See, what does Mommy know?
Max: Everything…Except you still don’t know what quarks are made of.
Also, posted something half hearted at Funny Minnesota today