I am now in the leg of my vacation where my extended family will be around me at all times. I do love this. I have a cousin who is marrying on Saturday, and we are all getting amped to watch the girl say, “I do.” Last night as the wine was flowing and the voices became louder and more incomprehendable my sister said to me, “I doubt you could stay off your computer for an entire day.”
I told her I could, but I had no desire. I also retorted with, “I doubt you could not gossip for a day.” So the bet began. About an hour ago she told me what she thought of the town’s doctor where she lives and I easily won before our hangover coffee was finished.
But, I think maybe I should log in a little less often and so I direct you to a new blog written by tg. I have talked about him before, but I don’t think I have ever mentioned that he is an amazing writer. (He recently wrote a play which was published and preformed) Nearly every day I sit here and with poor grammar and atrocious spelling mumble some junk about my life. tg, however, writes brilliantly and skillfully and every time I read something of his, I am jealous of how effortless he makes commentary look.
And then here’s some more pictures from my cheap camera.
Max and some bar patrons at 10,000 Silver Dollar Saloon. yes, they do have 10,000+ Silver Dollars there.
The Mummy at Ye Olde Curiosity Shoppe in Seattle.
My cousin’s tattoo.
I got to eat at Royal Palm, my favorite restaurant.
I am posting pics of food, I think that’s a cue to go and socialize. BYE!
The Pilver 
Yes, yes I did. If by “published” you mean I printed out a bunch of copies on my laser printer myself, and by “performed” you mean I set a bunch of my stuffed animals on my bed, and then read the script out loud, doing each of my stuffed friends voices. Fuzzy Wuzzy Bear is a real frickin diva, btw…
I had no idea Small town charm included MUMMIES.
Fuckin’ a.
kitty- That’s actually in Seattle. The small town, however, has zombies!
I think the Indian at the 10.000 Silver Dollar Saloon has been over-served.
I thought the title was Silly Belts. Imagine my surprise when there were no silly belts.
Oh, there are doho, you just aren’t looking hard enough
LOL, “The Dude Abides”, that’s amazing. I just watched it but now I want to watch that movie again.
I saw a guy from Minnesota today who was chatty with the waitresses. He looked like a frog man and talked like a frog man, in a good way. Do you know him?
Your in a small town with Zombies? Should we round up the troops and kick some zombie butt?
I think I would like to visit Seattle someday. In fact, I rather like the Northwest in general.
Hope all is well with you. I’ve not been around much blog wise. Cursed full time job. Having money is killing me. This job is could easily be lethal. If affords me little time or desire to do much of anything other than repost and rehash shit I wrote a year ago.
Blogging is quickly losing it’s appeal. It has been for the past several weeks. I’m seriously considering shutting her down. I’m in the process of considering another job move very soon and this one would allow me even less time to wax comedic on a blog. Who knows? the attention whore in me would have a hard time giving it up, but rational Laurie might take over and decide to exit her lair. If that’s the case, she’ll emerge into sunlight. Should she see her shadow, six more weeks of ribald and randy blog hoot.
If not, the blog gets an extended stay “out there” in the ether.
Take care,
LK
Is that kid made of wax too?