On Thursday nights I drive from one campus to another ending up in Downtown Minneapolis. It’s about 5:30 when I get there and at this point I may or may not have eaten anything all day. So, I headed to the vending machines tonight to see what tasty treats they had to offer. What i found was terrific in the worst way.
Yes, both hot sandwiches and ice cream in the same plastic and metal house.
This is the meal and ice cream machine. it’s glow is eating my soul.
First option I checked out was burritos. I am going to pass on this one based on the level of food poisoning pouring out of the tortilla.
We are skipping this cause if it’s spelled wrong, it probably is not real chicken.
Dang. One time my son’s daycare went to White Castle and he told me he never wanted to go back because the sandwiches are “wet.” he is very right. But I am going to go get one of these during the break of this class and I know you all will be waiting with anxious eyes to see what it looks like. Class is starting and I must go.
Part II- (a few hours later, and now in my apartment)
Alright. I spent my 1.50 on the mystery burger and out popped a package with two frozen “burgers”.
I was in a hurry to get home, and since they were not cooked as I thought they might be I figure they would do just fine in my own microwave. After reading the insanely easy directions. ( Open package. Microwave for 60 seconds) I followed them and waited
Here they are. I wish I could express in words how badly the smell. Theres a ridiculous amount of chopped onion on here as well.
I forgot about how White Castle takes care to poke five holes into their beef patties. I have always wondered why.
Unfortunately I am suffering the type of gut rot only given from eating Burger King between classes. I think there are sightless baby kittens clawing their way through my stomach as we speak. I have to work in nine hours so, I cannot justify cocktailing my food poisoning sources this evening. I will just let you use your imagination as to how they taste. Or, come visit me at school and try one for yourself. We can be college buddies!