If I had a spine…

I would like to test out dj voices in the headset to customers in the drive thru. At 530am I need something to humor myself with.

Run a 5K. I know now that I can do it. I just hate to run in public.

When I hold out my hand for a customer to put the money they are paying for their order with and they toss the coins across the counter and ignore my hand, I would like to then toss their change across the counter when they hold their hand out.

To whoever calls the shop from a private number and never says anything, I would like to read you cheesy poetry sounding as though it were written by third graders. I just never have anything in mind when you call.

This is my last year eligible to try out for American Idol. And although my singing is terrible at best, I would like to sit in line for a day with all those excited people for the chance to see Paula Abdul and be called Dawg……and on that note, I would like to learn guitar, but not acoustic, electric. But I think I’d get laughed outta a guitar shop. (Insert red face here)

When THE MAN comes around, I would like for us to have a high fiving relationship. But seriously, he scares me like when the principal walks into the room and you sat up straight.
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And lastly, I would like to have the power to kill spiders with my laser eyes. That’d be so cool.

this is a blog rerun on another network, I just wanted to post the laser eye pic one more time

About kristiane

killing spiders with my laser eyes.
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9 Responses to If I had a spine…

  1. Billy says:

    I love that picture!

  2. kristiane says:

    yeah. usually i just use a shoe.

  3. Bell says:

    Why isn’t Max helping you with the spider? How do I make my entries not say “37 years ago”???

  4. kristiane says:

    fix the flux capacitator

  5. Bell says:

    OH, P.S. About that customer throwing the money on the counter instead of in your hand, I always tossed it on the counter at Bell’s Supermarket and Bus Stop. I guess I have a spine. At least now you don’t have to exchange money with customers. I also think you have a spine.

  6. Bell says:

    Isn’t flux capacitor from “Back to the Future?”

  7. kristiane says:

    Bell said:
    September 6th, 2007 at 1:07 pm e

    Isn’t flux capacitor from “Back to the Future?”
    duh, fix it, get in the car, and come back to us, this whole commenting from the past is so 1985

  8. tg says:

    Spiders are mostly harmless…they mostly just eat other insects. You should use your laser eye power for good, not evil…like killing Will Ferrell.

  9. kristiane says:

    I offed Will Ferrell years ago, what you see now is just the illusion of what is left of his evilness.

    Thant makes zero sense, but I am going to go with it.

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