I would like to test out dj voices in the headset to customers in the drive thru. At 530am I need something to humor myself with.
Run a 5K. I know now that I can do it. I just hate to run in public.
When I hold out my hand for a customer to put the money they are paying for their order with and they toss the coins across the counter and ignore my hand, I would like to then toss their change across the counter when they hold their hand out.
To whoever calls the shop from a private number and never says anything, I would like to read you cheesy poetry sounding as though it were written by third graders. I just never have anything in mind when you call.
This is my last year eligible to try out for American Idol. And although my singing is terrible at best, I would like to sit in line for a day with all those excited people for the chance to see Paula Abdul and be called Dawg……and on that note, I would like to learn guitar, but not acoustic, electric. But I think I’d get laughed outta a guitar shop. (Insert red face here)
And lastly, I would like to have the power to kill spiders with my laser eyes. That’d be so cool.
this is a blog rerun on another network, I just wanted to post the laser eye pic one more time