Let’s look at this holiday from the point of view of a stalker. Stalking being the talented art form, completely misunderstood by the masses. What would a stalker do for their love? I suppose first you have to understand whether the stalking is done anonymously. If that is the case a box of chocolates or bouquet of flowers left behind would be locked doors with a secret admirer card is in order. An out in the open stalker should burst into the home of their love and make an explosive statement with pigs blood spelling out their feelings across a tattered t-shirt. In either case the card given ought to include special photoshopped images of the two in a loving embrace. Just once I want to see someone who is being stalked take up their stalker on the offer of love. What would happen? Will we ever know?
Happy Valentine’s Day Pilver readers! Smell flowers, eat chocolates, and re-arrange the photos in that shrine you’ve erected for that special someone not yet in your life.