Countdown to THE BIG MOVE is officially underway.  All this means is that I have decided on a date to drive the golf ball into the sunset.  I kinda want people to decorate my vehicle like I was a newlywed, only have them write “Just became jobless and homeless” instead of Just Married.

But plans are set.  I found a mover.  I emailed my notice to my job, and half my house is packed into boxes that used to contain eggs and bacon that were served at the restaurant where I will work for a bit longer.  And while I truly am sad about the people who I love that I am leaving behind, I am sooo excited.

Q: What’s more annoying and exaggerating words by elongating them?

A:  Repeating them with more emphasis.

I am SSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO excited about my move.