7. I wanna sex you up-Color me Badd
“Disconnect the phone so nobody knows”
I cannot believe this song exists.
6. I got a man–Positive K
“Are you a chef, cause you keep feedin me soup”
Really? Soup? Can someone explain what’s wrong with being fed soup? I, for one, would love to be fed soup. I would not like to have someone sing it to me, however. I am forced to sing this song all the time, or never. Exactly one of the two.
5. Hangin tough-New Kids on the Block
“Were gonna put you in a trance with a funky song”
No, you’re not.
4. I love your smile-Shanice
“I’m gonna put that new black mini
On my charge anyway
‘Cause I love your smile”
Seriously. You are going to go into debt for a black mini, cause you love a smile? I got a black skirt last week at the thrift store for 2.95.
3. I love you period–Dan Baird
“All my letters became really great, with punctuation that was never late”
There’s these kids around now-a-days. But they end up getting the teacher fired and have their picture plastered on Fark.com
2. 21 questions-50 Cent-
“I love you like a fat kid love cake”
Really. Awesome. Me=gluttonous love for cake! (don’t play this song, it’s that bad)
1. To Be or Not to Be-D-Knowledge –
“To miggity miggity miggity mack, or not to miggity miggity miggity mack”
Click Me
Do you trust me? Then trust that the actual recording of this is the funniest thing in the entire world. It comes from a CD from the mid-ninties called “All That and a bag of Words.” I don’t know much about D- Knowledge or the album, but this song is amazing. And the greatest lines actually include the whole thing. Bonus points if you can find a link to the original recording.
The Pilver 
Ooh. Metal is so GOOD for Bad Song Lyrics.
“Ride the Tiger- You can see his stripes but you know he’s Clean! Oh, DOn’t you see what I mean?”
No Dio- not until you give me a hit of that Acid you’re bogarting.
Then I’m sure I’ll understand.
Home run on every single one. If I had to add another I think I would include R. Kelley. His lyrics are too absurd. “Get out of the closet! I’m not in the closet! Get out of the closet! I’m not in the closet!”
Oh, go to this site. It reminds me of you. Great stuffs!
http://www.crumplerbags.com/index.php
Kitty- I have no idea what to think of those, they are SO bad.
Billy- How could I forget R.Kelly’s masterpiece. And yes, good site, though I am not quite sure of it’s purpose.
retail bags. You have to click on the bike or the t-shirt or the LTD bag.
Aw, I love “21 Questions”! And that’s my very favorite line š¦
All is forgiven though, for confirming that I’m not the only one who remembers Shanice and that stupid song š
Count me among the people who kind of like the 50 cent line…
It may be one of those “so bad it’s good” things.
C’mon…”I love you like a fat kid love cake”
What lady wouldn’t want that whispered into their ears?