7. I wanna sex you up-Color me Badd
“Disconnect the phone so nobody knows”
I cannot believe this song exists.
6. I got a man–Positive K
“Are you a chef, cause you keep feedin me soup”
Really? Soup? Can someone explain what’s wrong with being fed soup? I, for one, would love to be fed soup. I would not like to have someone sing it to me, however. I am forced to sing this song all the time, or never. Exactly one of the two.
5. Hangin tough-New Kids on the Block
“Were gonna put you in a trance with a funky song”
No, you’re not.
4. I love your smile-Shanice
“I’m gonna put that new black mini
On my charge anyway
‘Cause I love your smile”
Seriously. You are going to go into debt for a black mini, cause you love a smile? I got a black skirt last week at the thrift store for 2.95.
3. I love you period–Dan Baird
“All my letters became really great, with punctuation that was never late”
There’s these kids around now-a-days. But they end up getting the teacher fired and have their picture plastered on Fark.com
2. 21 questions-50 Cent-
“I love you like a fat kid love cake”
Really. Awesome. Me=gluttonous love for cake! (don’t play this song, it’s that bad)
1. To Be or Not to Be-D-Knowledge –
“To miggity miggity miggity mack, or not to miggity miggity miggity mack”
Do you trust me? Then trust that the actual recording of this is the funniest thing in the entire world. It comes from a CD from the mid-ninties called “All That and a bag of Words.” I don’t know much about D- Knowledge or the album, but this song is amazing. And the greatest lines actually include the whole thing. Bonus points if you can find a link to the original recording.