Over Christmas I hung out with my parents quite a bit. My dad was talking about how his cousin had done a lineage study on their family and how he found out that we may not be as Irish as we thought we were, but more Welsh. And, in our line of ancestors we have a famous man named Henry Morgan.
Yeah no knowledge of that guy. But my dad then explained that he was not just Henry, he was also Captain…
I now have a useless fact with which to annoy the bartender. I really don’t know his actual relation to myself, but I think I will refer to him as Uncle Henry.