When a inebriated stranger mistakingly places his drink on your table because he apparently cannot find his own do you:
a)kindly bring it back to him, he needs all the help he can get
b)get angry and ask the waitress to clear his glass
c) find as many pretty neon straws as you can and place into drink before he remembers where his drink is and comes back for it.
And by the way, it took him a few sips before he noticed the neon…and we laughed.