When a inebriated stranger mistakingly places his drink on your table because he apparently cannot find his own do you:
a)kindly bring it back to him, he needs all the help he can get
b)get angry and ask the waitress to clear his glass
c) find as many pretty neon straws as you can and place into drink before he remembers where his drink is and comes back for it.
And by the way, it took him a few sips before he noticed the neon…and we laughed.
The Pilver 
How priceless. Only you could think of such a creative jab as that.
His facial expression when he looked at the straws warmed my insides.
And by the way, he didn’t “mistakingly” do anything…the dude looked me right in the eyes as he was setting his drink on OUR table. Ass.
I don’t remember this “look”. Maybe he thought we were at HIS table.